wafflestomping
wafflestomping: Shitting in the shower, and mashing it down the drain. WTF
note: i just submitted this to Urban Dictionary, lolweenaak
The internet adventures of Peter Di Cecco.
wafflestomping: Shitting in the shower, and mashing it down the drain. WTF
note: i just submitted this to Urban Dictionary, lolA true WTF.
There’s this girl who can’t have sex, because she doesn’t have a vagina. One day, she decides to give her boyfriend oral sex. Shortly after the fellatio, the girl’s ex-lover finds out, and a knife fight ensues. All three people in the love triangle are admitted to the hospital for knife wounds.
Nine months later, the girl goes back to the hospital complaining of abdominal pains. Turns out there’s a fetus wanting to come out, but she doesn’t have a vagina, so a caesarean section is performed. A healthy baby boy is born.
She has no vagina, so she’s never had sex, so how did the pregnancy occur? The girl’s knife wounds allowed the semen to travel from her gastrointestinal tract to her reproductive organs. Unbelievable!
That dude’s little swimmers should be in the Olympics!
edit: I should have been more careful and looked up the validity of this before posting about it. Turns out it was a hoax! Thanks Shawn.
I can’t believe this…
“Richard Whitehurst, a Columbus-based artist, has constructed a 6.7 meter plywood tunnel opening onto a secret room to go on view at Columbus’ 4D Gallery on October 30th. He said for the duration of the gallery’s opening, he will rape anyone who travels through the tunnel into that room.”
— news.com.au via twitter.com/Raisins
I really don’t understand some of the stuff that passes for art these days. Rape is not art. However, is this really even rape? The installation is set up so that Whitehurst isn’t raping anyone who happens to be passing by, victims would have to consciously decide to participate by walking/crawling through his specially constructed tunnel before emerging into the room where he’s waiting. Of course, it becomes rape when someone decides in the middle of it that they want to stop, and Whitehurst continues anyway. This seems likely to happen, in Whitehurst’s own words:
“I want to make it clear that I plan to make the experience as unpleasant as I possibly can to anyone who dares to crawl through the tunnel. I will try to the best of my ability to make them regret their decision.”
Read the article at news.com.au to learn about Whitehurst’s previous installation, where he broke the nose of an aspiring model after she walked through his “Punch You In The Face Tunnel.”
In January of 1966 Adam West, in full Batman garb, set out to fight crime in Los Angles California. After a few weekends running around in costume unable to spot any crimes in progress, he finally tried to stop a hold up of a doughnut shop. The two armmed men beat West severely, resulting in two black eyes and several broken ribs.
“Fuck Lee Strasberg. Fuck Method Acting” he told his agent after the incident.
How to grill steak without a grill (via livejournal/wtf_omgz)
My apartment doesn’t seem so messy anymore. This is hilarious. I’m going to watch his other videos and maybe subscribe.
