wafflestomping
wafflestomping: Shitting in the shower, and mashing it down the drain. WTF
note: i just submitted this to Urban Dictionary, lolweenaak
The internet adventures of Peter Di Cecco.
wafflestomping: Shitting in the shower, and mashing it down the drain. WTF
note: i just submitted this to Urban Dictionary, lol
what is this i don’t even
— secretspells via heyfranktown
update: When I first saw this I thought it was some kind of puppet or something. As it turns out, it’s an Elephant Seal!
A true WTF.
There’s this girl who can’t have sex, because she doesn’t have a vagina. One day, she decides to give her boyfriend oral sex. Shortly after the fellatio, the girl’s ex-lover finds out, and a knife fight ensues. All three people in the love triangle are admitted to the hospital for knife wounds.
Nine months later, the girl goes back to the hospital complaining of abdominal pains. Turns out there’s a fetus wanting to come out, but she doesn’t have a vagina, so a caesarean section is performed. A healthy baby boy is born.
She has no vagina, so she’s never had sex, so how did the pregnancy occur? The girl’s knife wounds allowed the semen to travel from her gastrointestinal tract to her reproductive organs. Unbelievable!
That dude’s little swimmers should be in the Olympics!
edit: I should have been more careful and looked up the validity of this before posting about it. Turns out it was a hoax! Thanks Shawn.
I can’t believe this…
“Richard Whitehurst, a Columbus-based artist, has constructed a 6.7 meter plywood tunnel opening onto a secret room to go on view at Columbus’ 4D Gallery on October 30th. He said for the duration of the gallery’s opening, he will rape anyone who travels through the tunnel into that room.”
— news.com.au via twitter.com/Raisins
I really don’t understand some of the stuff that passes for art these days. Rape is not art. However, is this really even rape? The installation is set up so that Whitehurst isn’t raping anyone who happens to be passing by, victims would have to consciously decide to participate by walking/crawling through his specially constructed tunnel before emerging into the room where he’s waiting. Of course, it becomes rape when someone decides in the middle of it that they want to stop, and Whitehurst continues anyway. This seems likely to happen, in Whitehurst’s own words:
“I want to make it clear that I plan to make the experience as unpleasant as I possibly can to anyone who dares to crawl through the tunnel. I will try to the best of my ability to make them regret their decision.”
Read the article at news.com.au to learn about Whitehurst’s previous installation, where he broke the nose of an aspiring model after she walked through his “Punch You In The Face Tunnel.”
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a very long time.
“Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road”
— Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend
(via The Internet is Terrible and livejournal/wtf_omgz)
