A true WTF.
There’s this girl who can’t have sex, because she doesn’t have a vagina. One day, she decides to give her boyfriend oral sex. Shortly after the fellatio, the girl’s ex-lover finds out, and a knife fight ensues. All three people in the love triangle are admitted to the hospital for knife wounds.
Nine months later, the girl goes back to the hospital complaining of abdominal pains. Turns out there’s a fetus wanting to come out, but she doesn’t have a vagina, so a caesarean section is performed. A healthy baby boy is born.
She has no vagina, so she’s never had sex, so how did the pregnancy occur? The girl’s knife wounds allowed the semen to travel from her gastrointestinal tract to her reproductive organs. Unbelievable!
That dude’s little swimmers should be in the Olympics!

